Knocked Up | Date: Feb 05, 2011:

My fiance Edward is an older guy who has kids from a previous marriage.  Edward had a vasectomy before I met him so I don’t use birth control.  I found out Edward hooked up with his ex wife and fucked her back in November when we were in Utah for Thanksgiving.  His ex wife actually posted a clue about it on her Facebook status.  Edward didn’t lie about it, he acted like it was no big big deal.  I broke up with him and moved in with a girl friend and spent a few weeks having revenge sex with a bunch of random guys.  Edward and I made up in January and moved back in with him, but when my period was two weeks late I took a pregnancy test and found out I am pregnant.  I have no fricken clue who the father is.