| I don’t know where to begin this story. I am what a lot of women would call an asshole. I would fuck any female I could get into the right situation. I don’t care who they are. I’ve fucked my school teachers, my Sunday school teachers and their daughters, my preacher’s wives, my best friend’s wives, daughters and mothers, my neighbors, my hair stylist, my doctor’s nurses, my dentist’s assistants, my boss’s wives, my employee’s wives and mothers, half the women in the country club and over half the women in my church. This all started in 1956 with my next door neighbor and her first cousin. I made up my mind to fuck any female that would let me fuck them. I had a nice 7″ cock that was fairly thick and cut. I had been jerking off since I was eleven. What is strange in today’s world is that I hate the taste of pussy. I have tried a few times to eat pussy and just can’t get into it, so that is not my claim to fame. I just treat women like whores and fuck them silly. I have always had this control over cumming and can fuck for long periods. BUT, the main thing that has helped me has been alcohol. Usually some sweet drink like cherry vodka and Sprite that most women love the taste of and it sneaks up on them and they are drunk and loose before they know it. The bad thing about it is that many of these women have no memory of me fucking them. Some of them got fucked very quickly and some I was able to do right and they would come back for more and send their friends, but many just woke up with no panties and cum running down their legs from their snatches. Some threatened to tell someone what had happened but they never did or who they told didn’t care. I have nearly been caught so many times I can’t remember but never was. Women have come up to me days later and asked if I fucked them and I always told them the truth. Many would cry and some would say something about I shouldn’t have cum inside them. Some would curse me for plying them with liquor without them realizing it until they were too drunk to care what they were doing. I’ve had calls days later about them not being able to explain coming home drunk. In the late 60s I began to use drugs occasionally because they were so easy and could be used surreptitiously. By the 70s, the drugs were the choice of most of the females I picked up anyway. By the 80s the STDs got serious and I began to be somewhat careful. I had gotten my second wife by getting her drunk at a party and fucking her like she never had been even though I was her fourth husband and no telling how many had banged her since she started at 12 in West Virginia with her cousins. She was smart, though, and knew why women were always calling and coming by the office. I still don’t know when she caught up with me but she then fucked all my golf buddies from the country club and after we separated she spilled her thoughts about me to everyone who would listen. This caused many of my male friends to look at me with great suspicion and has caused many questions to be proposed here and there. That is alright though, I have been fucking her daughter for the last 18 years and after she left me the daughter stayed on for a good while. Now that I am 68, the story is done. My blood pressure meds have put an end to my fucking and I still hate the idea of eating pussy. Fully half the women I’ve fucked over the years have passed on now and the only young ones who will pay any attention to me now want money in addition to the drugs and liquor just doesn’t get it any more. The best times now are riding through town and seeing all the grandmothers with their families and remembering how they looked with their legs spread open and their drunk asses staggering around looking for their panties that I had either stolen away or crammed into the very bottoms of their purses. Yeah, I’m a real asshole and I may have fucked your mother after I got her drunk on cherry vodka or high on coke and pulled her pants off, fucked her silly and drug her back to her car, full of semen. Got any strange looking aunts or uncles that just don’t look like anyone in the family? Hell, I don’t care who they were, if they had a pussy, I was there with a hard dick. Oh yeah, I have a 35 year old, blond daughter with huge tits and a tight little ass that apparently is a female version of me. Guys, watch out, she will fuck you and call your wife if you piss her off. |